{"title":"Uncatalogued Beings","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-listening-object","title":"The Listening Object","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn off-balance seated creature with two sweeping receiver-like fins and a smooth, featureless face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eArchive Record\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEA-001\u003c\/strong\u003e — Recovered after a low mechanical hum was reported in an otherwise empty records room. It appears to lean toward nearby conversation, although no listening mechanism has been found.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eObject Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Hand-finished cast resin with silicone base pads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Archive Bone \/ Oxide Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 5.1 × 3.5 × 6.3 in (13 × 9 × 16 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEdition: Open archive edition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDust with a soft, dry cloth. Keep away from direct sunlight, moisture and heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollector note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Decorative collectible for ages 14 and older. 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Staff notes disagree on whether the opening is an absence, a window or simply part of the specimen’s anatomy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eObject Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Hand-finished cast resin with cork base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Charcoal \/ Parchment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 4.3 × 3.9 × 8.1 in (11 × 10 × 20.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEdition: Open archive edition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDust with a soft, dry cloth. Do not lift the piece by its arms or the central opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollector note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Decorative collectible for ages 14 and older. Not intended for children’s play.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"THE ELSE ARCHIVE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49314470297819,"sku":"EA-002-STD","price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0850\/3066\/6459\/files\/01_Hero-TheHollowVisitor.png?v=1789548937"},{"product_id":"blink-moss","title":"Blink Moss","description":"\u003cp\u003eA low, rounded creature covered in soft moss-like flocking, with three glossy amber eyes set at uneven heights.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eArchive Record\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEA-003\u003c\/strong\u003e — Blink Moss was first mistaken for an overgrown paperweight. Its eyes never appear closed in photographs, even when the shutter catches them mid-blink.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eObject Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cast resin with flocked fiber accents and silicone base pads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Moss Green \/ Amber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 5.5 × 4.7 × 4.1 in (14 × 12 × 10.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEdition: Open archive edition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse a clean air blower or very soft brush on flocked areas. Keep dry and avoid rubbing the surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollector note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Decorative collectible for ages 14 and older. Contains delicate flocked fibers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"THE ELSE ARCHIVE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49314470330587,"sku":"EA-003-STD","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0850\/3066\/6459\/files\/01_Hero-BlinkMoss.png?v=1789548963"},{"product_id":"folded-familiar","title":"Folded Familiar","description":"\u003cp\u003eA compact animal-like companion built from folded planes, a curled tail and one oversized black eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eArchive Record\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEA-004\u003c\/strong\u003e — This familiar reportedly chooses one shelf and refuses to look correct anywhere else. Rotating it may reveal a different silhouette, but never a second eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eObject Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Hand-finished cast resin with felt base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Dust Lilac \/ Ink Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 6.1 × 3.7 × 5.4 in (15.5 × 9.5 × 13.7 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEdition: Open archive edition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe gently with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid abrasive cleaners and prolonged direct sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollector note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Decorative collectible for ages 14 and older. 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